I think this would be a nice alternative to the other items one finds in the bread aisle at the grocery. I can think of a bunch of ideas off the top of my head but I'm interested in what others have to say...-- dgeiser13, Jan 08 2001 Part baked bread http://www.qualitybakers.com/QBE22000.aspHalf-baked bread, which you can buy, take home and complete the baking of is already halfbaked. [hippo, Jan 08 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004] What? You're going to get everyone else to think up your idea for you?-- Jim, Jan 08 2001 WOOD you really want a sawdust flavored bread? And chalk just makes me wanna puke, you ever eaten it by mistake? Lets just say I wouldn't MARK it in my calender.-- barnzenen, Jan 11 2001 Despair Fried Green Transparent Yogurt Robin's Egg Day-Old Water Peach-- dgeiser13, Jan 12 2001 Hops and Barley Pizza Smoldering Tobacco Morning Napalm
I can't believe nobody has proffered the "beer, pizza, cigarettes" ones yet, as they seem to be popular topics among halfbakers...-- absterge, Jan 12 2001 Red Clay Missippi Mud Arsenic & Old Lace-- wasraw, Jan 12 2001 Here are my bread ideas:
Pound Cake
Flesh Strand
Windowpane Raisin
Jerk Chicken
Sandalwood
Rye (the liquor)-- Vance, Jan 30 2001 here are a few of my ideas:
spam
glass crumb
snow
condiment-flavored
mortal terror
human flesh
paste
and i like the idea of sawdust flavored bread. that would be cool.-- snowfreak, Mar 27 2001 dgeiser13, did you say "Despair" flavoured ? Well why not: Headache flavour, Itch flavour, Bus flavour, Nice Day flavour, Mouth flavour... you know, I could go on.-- lubbit, Mar 27 2001 No carbonated-beverage flavors, yet?!! Oh, wait, I see one. Nevermind.
Mountain Dew/diabetics urine Cola Sprite/Sierra Mist assorted flavorings from Faygo and Jones Soda. Pencil shavings lead Cheap Plastic Toy 9v Battery marijuana (now, that's what I call "baking" bread!) haggis chicken Mess O' Greens nail clippings cat [radioactive symbol] peanut/ peanut butter Jelly Belly (assorted) mystery meat [Biohazard symbol] Strawberry-Rhubarb biology lab For Display Purposes Only Spruce New car Medaivel Forest Meadow Dragon's Breath Sage ...oops, wrong mental list.
Rather than sell it in the bread aisle, put it in the cereal aisle next to Curi-Ou's.-- nick_n_uit, May 14 2001 I don't believe it - this list doesn't seem to have custard on it. Not even bioluminecent exploding custard...-- RobertKidney, Jun 28 2001 I am Birmingham bred..-- Mygo, Oct 18 2001 Toast-flavour bread. Obviously.-- pottedstu, Dec 10 2001 Coffee
And I'm surprised we haven't see 'vagina' (yet).-- phoenix, Jan 15 2002 [phoenix]: You haven't? Are you in the clergy?-- bristolz, Jan 15 2002 *snicker*-- thumbwax, Jan 15 2002 Since human flesh is supposed to taste like pork -- ergo the South-Seas pidgin term "long pig" -- would you be allowed to sell human-flesh-flavored bread as a kosher product?-- Dood, May 25 2006 random, halfbakery