Plain & simple, a combination health and beauty aid.
Each individual polymer tooth is a hollow conclave designed to holster puréed vegetable/gelatin shard inserts.
With regular use, fortifying nutrients are dispensed and evenly distributed, mixing with natural hair oils for improved sheen and volume.
For those with less of a crop to offer, there is of course, the Fortified Viti-rag.-- Macdaddyx1, Feb 12 2008 [Still expecting to get phone sex propositions from a guy with a name like that.]
And, um, why would I need this again?-- DrCurry, Feb 12 2008 random, halfbakery