Plain & simple, a combination health and beauty aid.

Each individual polymer tooth is a hollow conclave designed to holster puréed vegetable/gelatin shard inserts.

With regular use, fortifying nutrients are dispensed and evenly distributed, mixing with natural hair oils for improved sheen and volume.

For those with less of a crop to offer, there is of course, the Fortified Viti-rag.
-- Macdaddyx1, Feb 12 2008

[Still expecting to get phone sex propositions from a guy with a name like that.]

And, um, why would I need this again?
-- DrCurry, Feb 12 2008



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