Product: Countermeasure: Anti-Rape
Edible Chastity Belt   (+7, -1)  [vote for, against]
Deterrent Looks Impenetrable But Rewards Await!

Because theres no reason Chastity can't be Tasty and Delicious. It will also burnish a Bold Rascal's reputation if word gets around that he actually chewed his way through a Chastity Belt to get at a Fair Maiden's "Goods."
-- Grogster, May 02 2020

Wait up, I'll just put in my false teeth.
-- wjt, May 03 2020


If I were less earthy I would not celebrate the category.
-- Voice, May 03 2020


excuse me, but can't she snack on her own chastity belt?
-- po, May 03 2020


[po]; that would depend on her flexibility...
-- neutrinos_shadow, May 03 2020


Ewww, you guys are downright crass. Love it.
-- blissmiss, May 03 2020


[blissmiss]; my mind would need to go UP to get in the gutter...
-- neutrinos_shadow, May 04 2020


[ns] if it's edible presumably you can break pieces off.
-- po, May 04 2020


Ahhh, po, don't encourage this madness.
-- blissmiss, May 04 2020


//theres no reason Chastity can't be Tasty and Delicious// - [marked-for-tagline]
-- wagster, May 04 2020



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