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This could actually revolutionise the way we view farting. The way things are at the moment, if someone farts in a crowd, everyone is disgusted by the rancid smell. With these scented pads releasing the 'fragrance of your choice' people would be saying, " boy he smells so good" ! The vision I have would be for everyone to use them and therefore farting openly in public. As the technology became more advanced we could even change the sound of the fart, rather like they do with cars. Instead of being shunned for farting, people would be admired for their choice of fragrance and masculine/feminine sound.

[Mar 06 2002]
   
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