Swimswim got sucked into a hole called Dwarf Fortress and has never been seen again.

[Apr 21 2009, last modified Feb 17 2014]

Aquarium Spigot (+10)
Backwalker’s Visor Hat (+6)
Bathroom Door Hand Stamp (+11, -1)
Battering Ram Door-Knock Assister (+4)
Bobsledmill (+9)
Bruxism Extinguisher (+3, -1)
Bubbling Dishwasher (+8)
Bug Zapper Chandelier (+6)
Bumper Stamper (+5)
Business Card Shot Glass (+4)
Coffee Smasher (+8)
Compute Cluster Room Divider (+5)
Cross-walk Rope Swing (+16)
Doggy-livery (+4)
Drunk or Not (+3)
Expert-Mode Elevators (+8, -1)
Fill Potholes with Oobleck (+14, -1)
Flue Shot (+7)
Foucault's Bed-ulum (+22)
Frozen Waterfall (+4)
FWD: FWD: FWD: Filter (+9)
Google Stylometrics Search (+11, -1)
Gutterpult (+9)
Hard-Boiled Egg Indicator Stamp (+7)
Historians on Buses (+11)
Hoarding! Ding! Ding! (+17, -1)
Ladder Pants (+17)
Ladder Pants P.R.O. (+3, -4)
Mechanical Headphones (+2)
Museum of Recalled Products (+32)
Musical Passwords (+16)
Ocean Flotsam Bath Toys (+10, -2)
Penny Press Shuriken (+8)
Pipe Doorgan (+6)
Popcornado (+12, -3)
Primp My Sandwich (+10)
Punbox (0)
Rube's Cube (+11, -1)
Shirt Pinventory (+8)
Shotgun Popcorn Salter (+6)
Single-Use-Tie Vending Machine (+12, -1)
Sisyphus Gym (+14)
Sleepwalk-A-Thon (+10)
Smoking Wind Vane (+14)
Special Vernon expandable regions (+2, -8)
Speed Parade (+8, -1)
Squat Desk (+2)
Strap-on Bristle Chin (+2)
Subway Sorter (+11)
The Sound of Toast (+21, -1)
Thermochromic Steering Wheel (+3)
Toggle-Squeak Door Hinge (+8, -1)
Trick Magazines (+12, -2)
Vacu-slippers (+3)
Vapor-filled Bubble Machine (+9)
Venn Diagram Meta-News (+10, -1)
Voice of God To-Do List (+10)
Volcanic Enchiladas (+13)
Wasp Nest Hide-a-Key (+21)
Wear House (+3, -1)
Wheeluggage (+11)
Wii Coffee (+21)
Wisdom Teeth Cuff-links (+9)
Wobbly Tower of Dirty Dishes (+8)
Zoo-cam Earthquake Early Warning System (+4, -1)

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