I'm not really sure whether I'm more worried about the fact that so much of this site could be commercially produced and thus stripped of its delicious, life-affirming irony or the fact that my hoots of laughter have awakened the troop of chimpanzees that nest in my apartment's rain gutters like hairy, bananna-eating gargoyles.

I'm scared of chimpanzees. But without irony, I can't mock others.

I don't know. Maybe I'll mock the chimpanzees.

[Sep 25 2002, last modified Sep 24 2002]


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