submitinkmonkey

Hi there - I am a mutant anarchic musiscian and artist who loves sci-fi. Hope my ideas amuse you!

[Mar 05 2005, last modified Mar 08 2005]

Bad Employee Zapper (+3, -4)
Ball Bearing Skates (+13, -1)
Boomerang Tuition (+2, -2)
Cat Ballast (+4, -2)
EyeFloaterKalidoscope (+5, -5)
HumanHamsterBall (+1, -1)
Jack of All Trades School (+15, -2)
Marsupial Babysitter (+5, -4)
Mosh Pit Surf Board (+8, -1)
Nudist Store (+34)
OilBoarding (+3)
SodaCharity (+13)
TumbleweedTerraforming (+7, -2)
UndeliverableMail (+2, -2)
Universal Scholarship/ Preemptive Welfare (+5, -7)

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