pluterday

Bakes in the buff, every pluterday.

















Favorite self-koan (at the mall)...
Where did I park my car?
And, the follow-up...
I wonder what color it was?











And, after a bat-transformation...










preferred self-koan (at the nitty-gritty)...
wherefrom did I ballpark my motorcar?
And, the review...
I spoonfeed sinuosity?














































































Tag-line:
I now see that the entire concept was idiotic...
































































































Perhaps an editor at Pluterday.














































































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[Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 10 2004]

A Canticle for Hemingway (+1)
A democratic bicycle for two (+2)
A hook for bringing things down to earth (+2)
Achilles’ concrete (+3)
Anti-crab marquee lights (+3)
Antiphonal Running Shoes (+2)
aqua blinds (+3)
Avoiding Tagged Ideas (0)
Balloons for pyromaniacs (+4, -1)
Binary Cancer Treatment (0)
Bladder Gauge for Humans (+2)
Blue Pate for male pattern baldness (0)
Boiling water with Gregorian chants (+2)
Build your home out of water and straw (+1)
Chameleon-eye glasses (0)
Chaos Pogo (+1)
Cheeky signals (+1)
Dancing Humidifier (0)
Embossed bumper codes (+3, -1)
Empathic Sound System (0)
Everyone sounds like Donald Duck (0)
Find yourself (+3)
Front door management system (+1)
Giant People-Vacuum (0)
halfbaked epigrams (0)
Hemingway Conveyer (+1)
Home keys that feel like home (+2)
How Buffy gets her exercise (+8)
Inside-out Schrödinger's Box (+13)
Kat Monopoly (+1)
Kazzoodles (0)
Keep your clothes on... (0)
Lip Tape (+9, -1)
Look to the sky! (+4)
Lotions with SPFs of less than one (0)
Lunar Zen Garden (+8)
Lust Day, the board game (-1)
Moving sidewalk with passing lanes (+2)
MS Word "Tone Checker" (+4)
Multi-barreled ice gun (0)
Musical Zipper (+8)
OK, now you hold it (+2)
Orbital manufacture of replacement tiles (-1)
Paradoxical Checkers (+4)
Parajumping without a chute (+1)
Planetary scale ductwork (+1)
Poison Glove (0)
Right click removal of autocomplete alternatives (+4)
See like the humpback (+4, -1)
Self-conveyance (+1)
Self-speaker (0)
Self Storage (+11)
Shopping spurs (0)
Skip everywhere (+1, -3)
Slack Mail (+3)
Sleeping into Bacall (+2)
Smoke Alarm Clock (-2)
Soapy Conversions (0)
Sun tan lotion that tans itself (0)
Synesthetic readers (0)
The antidote to paparazzi (0)
the bubble boys (+1)
The exercising of Galapagos (+2)
The Feeding of Hemingway type cats (+3)
The Monty Hall snack machine (+3)
The moving sidewalk train (0)
The solution to the Full Drawer Paradox (+5)
The Vishnu Vest (+2)
Urban Porcupine jacket (+13)

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