dumbeast

DumBeast come, DumBeast go. DumBeast he is really slow. DumBeast walk, DumBeast fly. DumBeast spit right in your eye. DumBeast in, DumBeast out. DumBeast has no mouth to shout. DumBeast cook, DumBeast bake. DumBeast never get headache.

He is headless, made of rubber. DumBeast is your secret lover. He's quite simple, not complex. That's why he's so good at sex.

Pour me one more glass of vodka. I will finish DumBeast's saga.

He's not cruel, he's not kind. DumBeast hasn't any mind. DumBeast live, DumBeast die. Never know the reason why.

http://www.concentric.net/~bbortin/

[Mar 03 2000]


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