cjacks

Them’s that try to invent something completely foolproof, generally underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Take a chance, create a little romance. Eat a few fish bones, grow a strong backbone.

[Sep 28 2005, last modified Oct 09 2006]

Bicycle Frame Pump (+3)
Bicycle Powered Cooler (+1)
Bounce house (+2)
Building air bags. (+5, -1)
Buzz bomb that plays “the ride of the valkries” on the way to the target. (+7, -1)
Cold Desert Water (-1)
Corn, soybean, mycorrhiza symbiosis (+2)
Cowboy Hat Cell Phone (+4, -2)
Fire Suppressant Missiles (+9, -2)
Floating Bioreactors. (+1)
Fortune croissant (+3, -1)
Gulf stream to fresh water (+1, -1)
Human catapult landing pod (-2)
Integrated shredder, worm composter (+4, -2)
Laser Instant Coffee Maker (-4)
Offshore compute node. (+2, -3)
Offshore municipal methane digester (0)
Pickled Peach Popsicle (-2)
Politician Sorter and Remedial School (+1, -2)
Robot alarm clock (+4)
Solar sewage lake cover (+4, -2)
Solar sewage sandwich (+11)
Steam Space Launch Facility (+4, -4)
Stirling Cycle Water Purifier (+1, -1)
Symbiotic Mine Clearer (+1)
Trebuchet Paintball (+13, -2)
Two Way River (+6, -1)
Whack-a-mole opinion poll (+7)

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