[edit] in response to questions regarding chocolate and dogs, it is poisonous to dogs in large quantities, as a function of bodyweight. 20 chocolate chips will not kill a 35 pound Keeshond. One and a half pounds probably would though. Popcorn has no such limitations.
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[Aug 26 2004, last modified Nov 04 2004]
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