AngelEleven

[Nov 20 2015, last modified Nov 21 2015]

Artificial Unintelligence (+1, -2)
Biochemical Love Matcher (0)
Cobalt 60 Gamma Ray Battery (+4)
Coughfee (0)
Doggy Toilet (+5)
Drought Denier (+3)
El Chapo Stick (0)
Flea Repeller Jacket (-1)
Halaal/Kosher Pork (+2, -1)
Haptic Accelerator Pedal (+2, -1)
Hydromatic Container Gardening (+3)
International Useless Persons Society (+4, -3)
Iron Cobalt Fusion Reactor (+3)
Moderator Belt (+1)
Wooden Laptop (+1)

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