If you wear a crash helmet with one of the rotating cylindrical lights (as seen on police cars and fire trucks) on top, perhaps accented with a siren, it might be possible to walk through large crowds easily as people become aware of your presence and mistakenly believe you are a public official.
-- adeps, May 29 2002

I was all ready to vote "For" until you suggested that I may be mistaken for a public official. Egads!!
-- wesweswes, May 29 2002


I think you will find that, yes, indeed people *will* tend to w_a_l_k away from you.
-- po, May 29 2002


Hmm, could be good in discos, too!
-- gizmo_man, May 29 2002


Why not some kind of 6-foot wide hula hoop attached to suspenders to protect your personal space? Possibly with some kind of dodgem-car bumper attachment.

Screaming incomprehensibly to no-one and everyone will also work.
-- thelumberjack, May 29 2002


Somehow [UB] I think the results are different for you than they would be for me. But, then, that's only speculation . . . I've never tried it.
-- bristolz, May 29 2002



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