Aey vu vu ay aray gurrah. Aey argh ahh argh vorey argh argh!

Can you imagine it?
-- Zimmy, Aug 27 2010

That's "Mantras." Not "tibetan gutteral chanting", mantras. Mantras, got it?
-- Voice, Aug 28 2010


Something more in the Zen/Samurai tradition would be better; the idea sound would be:

"WAAAAAAAAAAAA whssssssssssSSSSSSSSSHUP .... <thud>" *

* Intended to denote the sound of an extremely sharp Katana decapitating a vuvuzela perpetrator.
-- 8th of 7, Aug 28 2010


hehehe... what [8th] said.
-- Grogster, Aug 28 2010


//extremely sharp// Unexpectedly charitable of you. I expected you'd decapitate them with a something dull, like a butter knife, and possibly serrated.
-- mouseposture, Aug 28 2010


That would be tempting, but (i) the katana is quicker, and (ii) it's noisy enough without the added screaming of a vuvuzela-perpetrator having their head slowly sawn off with a small blunt item of domestic cutlery. Largely, the idea is to end the racket quickly and quietly.
-- 8th of 7, Aug 28 2010


noise cancelling flash mob? oh- they'd have to make some noise!
-- xandram, Aug 29 2010


// noise cancelling technology //

Sp. "Katana" (q.v.)
-- 8th of 7, Aug 29 2010


It's just another example of the blatant prejudice against perfectly normal, law-abiding people who simply like to carry dangerous weaponry with them at all times. Disgusting, we call it. What was the 23rd Aamendment for, we ask ? They'll be letting women vote, next ...

<wanders off, shaking heads and mumbling>
-- 8th of 7, Aug 29 2010



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