As you may know, a lot of internet famous people post every aspect of there lives online for your review, that is, except what may be the most noteworthy moment in their lives, the act of childbirth. Obviously even out society has some hangups about putting childbirthing videos on ones social media, but I belove this problem could be easily remedied the sensitive areas could be removed. If live filters could be added to the video simmilar to those weird animated dog tongues you can add to your instigram pictures. Sp pbasically you could film videos of a chidbirth on your ohone, add the filters and the sensitive area would be replaced with something else, so that it would look like the baby was coming out of something else like:

1) a starburst/sunflare 2) a cabbage patch 3)a birds nest 4) fog / could be white/gold/brown/purple/green sparkly etc 5)flaming gates 6)a double rainbow 7)the looney tunes bullseye that bugs bunny and porky pig burst through
-- bob, Mar 13 2019

Here's an idea. https://www.youtube...watch?v=4g0GyloH30Q
Big banner with "Welcome Filbert T Snurd, 5 pounds, 6 ounces!" [doctorremulac3, Mar 14 2019]

//simmilar to those weird animated dog tongues you can add to your instigram pictures// Problem solved, shirley?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 13 2019


I am sorry to hear that you belove this problem.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 14 2019


Clever solution to the problem of people filming babies being born. Not as good as just not doing it, but a solid second best.
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 14 2019


Nobody posts one of these and stays married.
-- RayfordSteele, Mar 14 2019


*vulva (/r/badwomensanatomy subscriber here)
-- notexactly, Mar 14 2019


I recently read a very interesting twitter depbate where a linguits/communications professor argued that while vulva is the the more medically correct term, Vagina is also fine because it have become the more common word to describe that thing.

PS I prefer the term "Party Hole" myself.
-- bob, Mar 14 2019



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