Two brightly coloured teams of three members each are placed in a large daunting cage with flames shooting out of pipes and appropriate heavy metal compositions played on loudspeakers. The aim of this game is to design and build a pair of trousers within a certain time period that can overcome the other team's trousers. Whirring snippetty flicks, laser zappity pows and full frontal panel piercers are highly encouraged as players attack each other only from the waist down, with both hands high in the air.

When an entire team's trousers are out of action and can no longer function properly - a siren is sounded and a panel of trouser war experts review the match in deep and condascending voices.
-- benfrost, Dec 10 2004

Fisticuffs?
-- FarmerJohn, Dec 10 2004


panticuffs.
-- contracts, Dec 10 2004


that's enoughs!
-- benfrost, Dec 10 2004


I nominate Rammstein to be played on the loudspeakers.
-- Machiavelli, Dec 10 2004


I can see the first thing added to every pair being a stainless steel codpiece.
-- shapu, Dec 10 2004


With whirring blades at the tip.
-- wagster, Dec 10 2004


Liar, liar, oh yeah, that's the point.
-- blissmiss, Dec 10 2004


Pleat Fighter.
-- harderthanjesus, Dec 12 2004


Seams that way.
-- normzone, Dec 12 2004


C'mon cut the guy some slacks.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 12 2004


laser-hosen.
-- spacemoggy, Dec 12 2004


Game Over.
[spacemoggy] wins.
-- gnomethang, Dec 12 2004


Woo-hoo. Eat my shorts.
-- spacemoggy, Dec 12 2004


Blazer.
-- neilp, Dec 12 2004


Robot Wars meets The Wrong Trousers. I like it (+).
-- nick_n_uit, Dec 15 2004


I cringe to think what happens when mechanical failure is reached. All fun aside, someone would die, and I'm not exaggerating (I do Robot Wars and know the forces involved). + for the humor, - for the impracticality.
-- 5th Earth, Dec 15 2004



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