Complimentary summer swimwear for Siamese sleeve of Seduction (winter wear)

Summer is here and it's time to hit the beach..... "I'm going to give this new tri- kini a whirl - I'm tired of lying on the beach on my own" pouted Sally to the mirror.

Once on the beach Sally lay back under a blazing sky, her half vacant tri-kini displayed invitingly beside her on the warm sandy towel....

Note - tri-kinis are fully adjustable with sliding tie sides and come in several styles - shown here is from the most popular and daring cut away f+m range in yellow polka dots.
-- xenzag, Jun 26 2006

(?) tri-kini https://picasaweb.g...5468873425206771074
tri-kini [xenzag, Jun 26 2006, last modified Jul 10 2012]

three piece?!! http://imgur.com/OobMmib
[Spacecoyote, Jun 10 2015]

Weird.
-- nihilo, Jun 26 2006


wouldn't it fall down while vacant?
-- tcarson, Jun 26 2006


We're counting on it.
-- methinksnot, Jun 26 2006


trikini etiquette:

'Excuse me madam, is this gusset taken?'

'The water's so cold today, you could probably take that pouch in a bit.'

'Is that a trikini, or have you just been dieting?'

... and which toilet would you use?
-- pertinax, Jun 27 2006


I'm partial to the uni-kini, uh, watching not wearing.

Honest.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 27 2006


Tetrakinis are tetralicious.
-- nihilo, Jun 27 2006


Would make a interesting fashion show cat walk. Each item would require two models.
-- popbottle, Jun 10 2015



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