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train dogs to intelligence   (-4)  [vote for, against]
take young dogs and teach them to think intelligently

Teach dogs logic with a simplified language that fits their lingual abilities, and gradually add to their intelligence so that they can participate in talkbacks on the internet.

[Edit following Ian's remark: Perhaps the title should read: Train dogs to think intelligently... Would that be better?]
-- pashute, Apr 10 2016

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[notexactly, Apr 13 2016]

// Teach dogs logic with a simplified language that fits their lingual abilities, //

Shih Tzu already do this.

// and gradually add to their intelligence, //

Is being the fourth most intelligent species on your planet really that boring ?

// so that they can participate in talkbacks on the internet. //

You think they don't do that already ?
-- 8th of 7, Apr 11 2016


The problem with fishbones is that you never know which part of the idea people disliked.
-- pashute, Apr 11 2016


Mostly the words, usually.
-- 8th of 7, Apr 11 2016



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