A complete waste of time I'm afraid.-- slancaster, May 04 2001 No sorry I can't see where you're at with this one. Now, the ants was a stroke of genius. How about re- applying ant/hair theories to telephone answering machines?-- Ivy, May 04 2001 I was hoping this was going to be a useful invention that would let me find my mobile on my person before it stops ringing, or before everyone else in the theatre has had time to turn and stare.-- mcscotland, May 04 2001 That's baked already. It's called 'Vibrate'.-- StarChaser, May 05 2001 random, halfbakery