A traditional pork pie, designed to be eaten with a spork, and made in the shape of a spork.
-- hippo, Sep 20 2020

Pies [+]

Quite why an implement is required, rather than just picking up the pie and cramming it into the mouth, is not explained.
-- 8th of 7, Sep 20 2020


Will there be a Stork Pie to follow? Sporks are quite small, but for carnivores (which I am not of course) a Stork Pie would represent a substantial feast. KFS anyone? (Kentucky Fried Stork)
-- xenzag, Sep 20 2020


We preferred your KFC-47 idea (which should be posted in its own right) but stork pie sounds interesting.
-- 8th of 7, Sep 20 2020


In your case we would hope to see you contained within a special customised pie for consumption by some hungry horde that's not particular about what it eats. I'm thinking "pie on an ant hill", and it's maybe worth posting as an idea. Where's 8th? "8th was ate, babe!" "8th was ate" (apologies to Bruce Willis - Pulp Fiction of course)
-- xenzag, Sep 20 2020


There ain't no pie crust big enough to hold us...
-- 8th of 7, Sep 20 2020


- (to the tune of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough")
-- hippo, Sep 21 2020


//stork pie sounds interesting//

Must be brought to the table, in a basket, by winged putti.
-- pertinax, Sep 22 2020


I prefer Porg pie. But you need a few of them to make a decent-sized meal.
-- RayfordSteele, Sep 22 2020



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