just a fitting on the inside of the freezer door that holds a bottle of vodka connected to a dispenser. It would be easier to set up than a cold-water tap, as vodka won't freeze.
-- djymm, Mar 27 2001

Once upon a time my freezer's thermostat broke. I assure you that vodka can freeze and it's bloody difficult to get it out of the bottle when it does.

But for freezers that work as they're intended to, a good idea and very bakeable.
-- sirrobin, Mar 27 2001


I thought it would be a fridge that, when the door is opened, would explosively disgorge its contents, possibly maiming or killing anyone standing in the way.
-- beauxeault, Mar 27 2001


(...always wondered why I've never seen beauxeault and dsm in the same room at the same time...)
-- iuvare, Mar 27 2001


Perhaps a weapon powered by the explosive power of expanding vodka?

With, uh, its own Olympic competition! Yeah! Target practice!

It'd make the drug testing process a lot more difficult, that's for damn sure.
-- moonmoose, Mar 28 2001


I thought it was a game show where you have to figure out from a police line up who fired a revolver at William Perry.
-- pnewp, Mar 28 2001



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