just a fitting on the inside of the freezer door that holds a bottle of vodka connected to a dispenser. It would be easier to set up than a cold-water tap, as vodka won't freeze.-- djymm, Mar 27 2001 Once upon a time my freezer's thermostat broke. I assure you that vodka can freeze and it's bloody difficult to get it out of the bottle when it does. But for freezers that work as they're intended to, a good idea and very bakeable.-- sirrobin, Mar 27 2001 I thought it would be a fridge that, when the door is opened, would explosively disgorge its contents, possibly maiming or killing anyone standing in the way.-- beauxeault, Mar 27 2001 (...always wondered why I've never seen beauxeault and dsm in the same room at the same time...)-- iuvare, Mar 27 2001 Perhaps a weapon powered by the explosive power of expanding vodka?
With, uh, its own Olympic competition! Yeah! Target practice!
It'd make the drug testing process a lot more difficult, that's for damn sure.-- moonmoose, Mar 28 2001 I thought it was a game show where you have to figure out from a police line up who fired a revolver at William Perry.-- pnewp, Mar 28 2001 random, halfbakery