The cigarette is made as usual from a thin plastic sheet wrapped around recycled seagull droppings and the leftover bits at the bottom of pop-tart wrappers, liberally doused in smoke flavour and concentrated nicotine extract.
The tip of the cigarette is coated in white phosphorus, and the bottom of the packet is filled with a layer of oil.
When the addict withdraws a fag from the packet, the tip is exposed to the air and so ignites.
WARNING: THIS WAY UP is printed in large type on the outside of the pack.-- pocmloc, Dec 02 2019 Death Star Underwear Death_20Star_20UnderwearShameless elf-promotion [8th of 7, Dec 03 2019] Self lighting cigarettes have been invented from time to time. There was a company called The Self-Lighting Cigarette Co, which is a strong indication.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 02 2019 //THIS WAY UP is printed in large type on the outside of the pack //
Should that not be "THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY" ?-- 8th of 7, Dec 02 2019 Your arse tattoos are entirely your own business, [8th].-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 02 2019 Yes, but the'ol "That's no moon…it's a space station !" gag is a killer.-- 8th of 7, Dec 03 2019 //The Self-Lighting Cigarette Co// is not entirely unambiguous though.-- pocmloc, Dec 03 2019 random, halfbakery