Science: Health: Aid
safety chair   (+1, -5)  [vote for, against]
ejection seat wheelchair

for those fight or flight situations.
-- terrorcichlid, Jun 25 2005

(?) Hawking's Communication System http://www.hawking....sable/computer.html
How Stephen Hawking turns thoughts into words [Acme, Jun 26 2005]

Have you ever seen video of a pilot ejecting from his airplane and them falling back down into the flaming wreckage?
-- 10clock, Jun 25 2005


Nah. Not such a good idea. If indeed you are confined to a wheelchair, your legs must not be functioning properly. This would result in a pile o' flesh, like a blob of peanut butter, stuck to the floor, the ceiling, or the wall. Nah, not good.
-- blissmiss, Jun 25 2005


Does anyone know (a) the expected flight-time following ejection and (b) how long it would take Stephen Hawking to key in "Oh shiiiiiiiit." ?
-- Basepair, Jun 25 2005



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