Manufacturers should devise ways of employing sexual aids into car seats. For women, this would be placed in the centre of the seat and they would therefore sit on it. Controls would be placed on the steering wheel for vibration adjustment. The women would have to be wearing a skirt and no knickers (or crotchless) for this to work effectively. For the men, a device would be attached to the front of the seat in the centre and some sort of arm with a novelty vibrating vagina or suchlike to insert the penis. If this caused to much of a danger to other road users (screaming orgasms, loose car control & crash) the seats could just be limited to the passengers. Excellent for relieving the tedium of long journeys. A lone driver could then stop for a break and slip into the passenger seat to take his/her mind off the road.
-- TheMachine, Jul 05 2002

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People have enough trouble concentrating on driving as it is. And besides, it's technically illegal to be engaging in sex acts in public; driving is one of the most pubic, I mean public, acts you can engage in. That's not to say it wouldn't be fun to have as a novelty item.
-- polartomato, Jul 07 2002


I don't own a car, will these be available in rental cars? On second thought, eww.
-- mighty_cheese, Jul 07 2002


This is well at ached and must replace seatbelts, now see the [link]
-- postseti, Jul 07 2002


How about vibrating seatbelts instead? Adds incentive, that way I don't have to see ads on the side of the road that say "remember or be remembered" etc. Who wouldn't wear the vibrating seat buckle??
-- guy, Jan 01 2003


Why not just ride a Harley?
-- RealisticThinker, Jul 02 2003


Because that wouldn't be inventive, now would it?
-- bristolz, Jul 02 2003



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