Here's the set-up. One finds oneself in an unfamiliar powder room--and responsible for one mother of a stinky smell. Thank all of them gods allll at once that a thoughtful host(ess)has left out a handy dandy cannister of air freshener. "Phew" one thinks, picking up the can and pressing the nozzle: OMG HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! : not only does it release a smell more rank than a thousand smelly bums, but it sounds like a bijillion of the most rank farts ever known to man(and i mean man) kind. of course, all of this fun and humiliation comes packaged in a charming cfc-freeeee container with flowers and what nots. it's my first post, i'm wordy. in a sentence: novelty bathroom spray that makes a sound like a fart when you spray it and smells like shit. ha.
-- fancypants, Jun 03 2007

why would you be in this other person's bathroom? are you a burglar?

if you are a friend or relative, surely this person (who owns the bathroom) would like you to be comfortable not humiliated. if you were working in this person's abode, they would want a good job to be done and so they would surely treat you with the same respect.

btw, where does the sound come from exactly?
-- po, Jun 03 2007


Hmm, air horn meets stink bomb, all in a handy, decorative spray can. Sounds like something only a guy would find funny.
For about 5 seconds.
Sorry, fancypants, but I must [-].
-- Canuck, Jun 03 2007


hmmmmmm, now canned (as in spraycan) noise might be interesting.
-- po, Jun 03 2007


[marked-for-deletion] gross-out humor, cruelty, flavor (pick one).
-- nuclear hobo, Jun 03 2007


recipe..for poops.[-]
-- xandram, Jun 03 2007


The idea should not be judged on whether we personally would buy the product.

// I know some adolescents (of all ages) that would buy this.//

//Sounds like something only a guy would find funny. //

If only stupid immature men would buy this, it's still got a potential market of around a billion. bunnage [+]
-- marklar, Jun 04 2007


I'd enjoy seeing this on the market and I am quite mature.
-- phundug, Jun 04 2007


Maybe it takes a certain type of humor to appreciate a good prank.

I'd imagine in a traditional spray can only long squeeky high pitched bum noises could work.

[+]
-- Giblet, Jun 04 2007


I do think this would be funnier without the giveaway noise, though. and there should be flowers on the can.
-- phundug, Jun 04 2007


I beleive fancypants said flowers on the container, meaning can.
-- Giblet, Jun 04 2007


Your right, he did say that, my bad.
-- phundug, Jun 04 2007


Male or female, I think I'm in love with the inventor.
-- Giblet, Jun 04 2007


it's a 'novelty' item. it's, like, supposed to be stupid and silly. i don't think i'd use it at myself as i would know the results. it's more for unsuspecting guests. 'cause it'd be stupid and silly.

it's an olfactory whoopee cushion--in a can!!
-- fancypants, Jun 05 2007


[admin: there are enough real products in exactly this space to make me ignore the marked-for-deletion tag; this isn't any worse, or less marketable, than what actually exists.]
-- jutta, Jun 13 2007



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