Various lengths and textures available sure to offend-- vfrackis, Feb 19 2013 Baked or Faked? did you search this? http://www.ydindustries.com/nosehair.html [xandram, Feb 20 2013] Would these look something like the plugs worn by the psychlos in Battlefield Earth?-- RayfordSteele, Feb 20 2013 I'm all in favour of this. I have nose hair that comes down to my knees and I think that other, less naturally gifted people should enjoy the same benefits.-- DrBob, Feb 20 2013 damn it! Baked sorry-- vfrackis, Feb 20 2013 I don't know why no one has thought of this before-- hippo, Feb 20 2013 I don't know why anyone would think of this before-- RayfordSteele, Feb 20 2013 random, halfbakery