Waking up next to your girlfriend/wife/lover is quite amazing I must say. But sometimes I cant help but notice the exchange of morning breath during AM intimacy.
I propose a little pouch that fastens neatly behind the lower front teeth be made that allows the user to simply push against it with their tongue in the morning to secrete a burst of lovely minty flavor
This could be designed only to work when pressed hard to eliminate accidental activation during sleep, or it could be positioned in a part of the mouth only reachable with conscious effort.
It would fasten using a little floss-like loop of string you attach around the desired tooth, and would either be sold in multi-packs of one-time use units, or in the refillable variety.-- shinobi, May 10 2006 With all due respect, this seems over-complicated and uncomfortable and I can't see a single benefit to it over just keeping a mint by your bed. They don't leave them on hotel pillows for nothing.-- hidden truths, May 10 2006 I miss [DeathNinja].-- Letsbuildafort, May 10 2006 Why does this remind you of [DeathNinja]?-- NotTheSharpestSpoon, May 10 2006 Oh, and what [ht] said.-- NotTheSharpestSpoon, May 10 2006 I like the title though.-- po, May 10 2006 This is [shinobi]'s idea. Shinobi was the name of a badass Sega ninja-arcade game way back in the '80s. Just reminded me of DeathNinja, thats all.-- Letsbuildafort, May 10 2006 As an alternative, in case you were drunk the night before and brought home someone you'd rather not wake up next to, have a sleeping pill hidden behind a different tooth. Hopefully they'll have gone home by the time you wake up. Again.-- Canuck, May 10 2006 Another name could be: "After Fellate Mints"-- Ling, May 10 2006 "Shinobi" is a sort of archaic Japanese word that can mean "shadow" or "mysterious," depending on the context. It's often used to describe ninja in videogames and on that crappy Naruto show.-- notmarkflynn, May 10 2006 I don't like Inuyasha, either.
Where are the real ninja?-- notmarkflynn, May 10 2006 Bleach is much better.-- daseva, May 10 2006 As a drink or as a show?-- notmarkflynn, May 12 2006 random, halfbakery