Through specialized training, dogs could be taught to meow like cats. Wealthy people would pay a lot for them.-- narbotic, May 24 2000 narbotic song site http://www.narbotic.comyou send a title, narbotic makes a song [narbotic, May 24 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004] A creature that purrs and meows, and then slobbers in your face saying hello? Let me off this planet, NOW!-- jetckalz, Jun 23 2000 I'm afraid I just submitted 'Dog Faces for Cats', just across the road and round the corner. Then I came here on my way to the shops. I shall now withdraw my pending patent, as your idea is far better. You have my vote, and I thank you.-- eehen, Jul 09 2000 Assuming that the animal didn't simply bite your head off, wouldn't a feline with a dog mask be a meowing "dog"?-- supercat, Jul 19 2000 Eunuch terriers-- thumbwax, Oct 05 2000 Why not get an attack parrot? You can make them sound like dogs, cats, elephants, horses, machine guns, ... and those beaks are quite dangerous.-- arghblah, Apr 20 2001 You've not heard the appropriate joke, obviously. "How do you get a dog to sound like a cat?" "Freeze it and and cut it up with a bandsaw. MEEEOOOWWWWW!"
Or the alternative: "How do you get a cat to sound like a dog?" "Stick it in a barrel of gasoline, and add a match. WHOOF!"-- grab, Jun 28 2001 I already have a meowing dog. He is a balinese cat named Sara Dan. He is as friendly as a dog and follows us around the house at all times.-- Megameow, Jun 13 2002 sorry mega, but how is this cat - a dog?-- po, Jun 13 2002 Baked. Our Shih Tzu can do cat impressions.-- 8th of 7, Jun 13 2002 You mean it sleeps a lot?-- angel, Jun 13 2002 Oh yes - if he doesn't get his 18 hours in he gets really grumpy ......-- 8th of 7, Jun 13 2002 buy a cat and give it bad breath-- reheated, Nov 23 2002 random, halfbakery