Just as we have Bank Holidays when everyone has a day of from work, why not have a marriage vow bank holiday.

On these special days, one's marriage vows are set aside and one is free to enjoy the company of whomsoever they wish without guilt or comeback.
-- Sir Jekyll Shave, Sep 18 2003

Early withdrawals are not only recommended, but encouraged.
-- thumbwax, Sep 18 2003


Where does your wife work?
-- grip, Sep 18 2003



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