karaoke everywhere from parking meters to elevators to every business in town and machine is a manditory equipment in buildings
-- sukiyaki, Dec 19 2009

Parking wardens re-assigned as karaoke wardens, mercilessly tazering anyone out in public and not singing. A night in the cells for deliberately singing the wrong words.
-- pocmloc, Dec 19 2009


Karaoke is on p332 of DSM-IV.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 19 2009


This sounds like some kind of techno-Armageddon, akin to the Terminator movies - only a lot worse...
-- Jinbish, Dec 20 2009


Chari-oke: Anyone willing to subject the population to their "singeing" talents, should be forced (violently, where necessary) to contribute to the general well-being of the less fortunate.

The "less-fortunate" are often those "within earshot".
-- 4whom, Dec 20 2009


Karaoke everything.... ho ho ho
-- xenzag, Dec 20 2009


//Karaoke everything.... ho ho ho//
That implies Halfkaraokery
-- swimswim, Dec 20 2009


This is not a good idea in two senses.
-- wagster, Dec 20 2009


Halfkaraokery - eminently doable. Use standard karaoke backing tracks with [UnaBubba] lyrics overlaid.
-- tatterdemalion, Dec 20 2009


Karaoke fishbones...
-- Inyuki, Dec 26 2009


dead fish don't sing now, or do they...hmmmm...
-- blissmiss, Dec 26 2009



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