basicaly you get a horoscope based on when your acount was created... Now we just need some half-signs...

January to 0.5 of the way through February can be erm something to do with custard and they can all have explosive personalities... or not... someone help me out here...
-- RobertKidney, Oct 03 2001

born end of august - under the sign of road cones; a bit of a follower, tends to flock and ends up upside down in a hole.
-- po, Oct 03 2001


thank you- ok then:

born begining of june - under the sign of colaberative web fiction: often thinks "what the heck is this all about?!"
-- RobertKidney, Oct 03 2001


you started this RK and now you are breaking up ....
-- po, Oct 03 2001


what?
-- RobertKidney, Oct 05 2001


How about just halving the existing signs?
Gemini would become the only child, Libra the tray on a string, Taurus the Damian Hurst. I can't quite get my head around the concept of half a virgin, though.
-- Lemon, Oct 05 2001


Half of Leo's just what you need to make a gryphon. Half of aquarius is a jug filled with viscera. Half of Virgin Atlantic's owned by Singapore airlines (I did a web search for half a virgin, and I'm very relieved that's the worst I found.) Half of Aries is a single mitten. Half of Cancer's a light snack. Half of pisces is 2 fishbones tied together by a piece of string. Half of Sagittarius is Jim Carrey ("a US git"). Half of Capricorn's a matter for your chiropodist. And half of Scorpio's very useful to pull your wedgie out from your butt-cheeks.
-- pottedstu, Oct 05 2001


is there a half-assed category?


-- bobzaguy, Oct 07 2001



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