Ever been out in the world with a meal and not be able to find your favorite condiment? A special gland to make gravy, ketchup, bbq sauce or any other liquid lovley could be developed and attached to your body in a cosmetic, convienient and socially acceptable place. If you get bored of your new best friend it could be replaced or reprogrammed with new flavors. I envisage a new future where you can go to a resteraunt and have your choice of a beutiful person with a set of these giving the diner a choice of saucyness without having to unbutton his/her shirt. Teenagers will set a new extreme trend and have several mustard glands on their faces.
-- mattas8472, Jan 29 2004

"Teenagers will set a new extreme trend and have several mustard glands on their faces."

I thought they already have...
-- timbeau, Jan 29 2004


So would you spit mustard over your food from the mustard gland, or would it just mingle in your mouth?
-- kropotkin, Jan 29 2004



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