Halfbakery is as deadly as an iron mace

We always belch and never say grace

When I came I thought it was a dream

It's got more supporters than a football team

I came without a care in my head

but the thought of a fish bone fills me with dread

I don't really care if you like me ideas

but the thought of rejection fills me with tears

I've made an odd friend, She likes me so I think

If she said she did not, I'd be sick in the sink.

I am quite sure I'm the youngest HB

For a mad inventer, I want to be.
-- gizmo, Feb 02 2002

Funny song, you should change the category to "Halfbakery:Song" though. Croissant to anyone who writes a song on the 1/2 Bakery!
-- NeverDie, Feb 02 2002


UnaBubba's got a few kicking around here somewhere...
-- snarfyguy, Feb 03 2002


I like you gizmo (and your mum); not quite sure about the present state of my oddness though.
-- po, Feb 03 2002


oh and as well as the category thing use line break ( < br > - no spaes) instead of paragraph brakes... it helps...
-- RobertKidney, Feb 03 2002


I thought I put this under the halfbakery song heading.
-- gizmo, Feb 03 2002


[gizmo] you are young, that is true.
But it's no reflection on you.
A mad scientist you'll be,
perhaps building things half-bakedly,
and you might even sell one or two.
-- phoenix, Feb 03 2002


What's a gizmos song?
-- DrBob, Feb 03 2002


Something for the apostrophically challenged I presume.
-- st3f, Feb 03 2002


Ah, I see that my subtle hint has been effective. Well done, giz. Give me the boy and I'll give you the man (as the Jesuits are fond of saying).
-- DrBob, Feb 04 2002


Or was that the Catholics?
Oh no, now I remember there's is "Give me the boy, and I'll give him a..."

Croissant. Keep it up gizmo. Although I was hoping for a lyric to the mogwai song from Gremlins....
-- goff, Feb 04 2002


I fink I mite B a bit younger that U gizmo
-- slarti, May 29 2004



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