adhesive tabs that facilitate re-purposing of any french fry for use as a reliable mustache

think durable french fry post-it-note conversion kit

about the same size as and would be sold in a similar format as dissolved-able breath freshening strips
-- vfrackis, Jun 08 2018

Not only that, french fries could be used as slider bolts on doors as particularly weak stoppers.
-- beanangel, Jun 08 2018


If you used curly fries, you could achieve the "Salvador Dali" look ...
-- 8th of 7, Jun 08 2018


As long as it's not single use plastic, I'm enthusiastic about this most vital item +
-- xenzag, Jun 08 2018


[vfrackis]!!! Where've you been hiding? I missed you like an ulcer! Welcome back.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 08 2018


Could I use this as a higher-quality spoon-on-nose adhesive as well?
-- RayfordSteele, Jun 08 2018


Possibly; what you do in the privacy of your padded cell is between you, your conscience, your psychiatrist, and Bogoobo the giant radioactive ormolu millipede who lives under your floor and causes all those weird dreams you keep having, particularly the ones that emphasize the importance of facial cutlery attachments.
-- 8th of 7, Jun 08 2018


Edible adhesive?

//spoon-on-nose adhesive// Wouldn't it be more fun if it was lubricant, to gain greater skill at attachments?
-- wjt, Jun 09 2018


// more fun if it was lubricant //

The Universe is full of wonder and amazement, most of which relates to what your species regards as "fun" ...
-- 8th of 7, Jun 10 2018


Given the frequency with which the need to use a chip as a moustache arises, it's really quite amazing that nobody has thought of this before.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 10 2018



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