A SUV could come with an olympic-torch style fire pit on its roof. This would burn extra gasoline for no purpose other than to shout to the world, "I can afford to burn extra gasoline in this fire pit!"
-- tosspot62, Oct 02 2006

freedom-flame: on-line response to a freedom-troll?
-- pertinax, Oct 03 2006


The high-center of gravity "I'll roll over and kill you!" sports vehicle succesfully mated with the oversized "I'll kill any little car I hit!" land barge... now their offspring want to crossbreed with a Molotov cocktail. At least you have a place to cook fish.
-- lurch, Oct 03 2006


Now all we need is a way to convert sarcasm into fuel; this idea alone could power Texas for a week.[+]
-- zen_tom, Oct 03 2006


Superb idea. Seriously.
-- Texticle, Oct 03 2006


Needs a supercharger, for the pit, that is.
-- Shz, Oct 04 2006



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