Make bullfights a more even contest by removing the picadors, swords, horses etc. The matador could keep his cape and would also get a horned helmet in order to keep the 'fight' fair. Also, line the arena with 12 foot walls to prevent any pussy-footed matadors from making a cowardly exit before the crowd has been thoroughly entertained. I'm sure Hemingway would approve.
-- a121509, Jun 02 2003

Fair http://www.thelaugh...funnyfiles/bull.jpg
[Shz, Oct 04 2004]

abignumber. please find a category for this - not other:general (that is for really important stuff)
-- po, Jun 02 2003


I hate bullfighting, but derive great pleasure from watching Matadors get trampled and gored. I say keep it unfair, but the other way around, like, put lots of weights on them or get them really drunk before the fight.
-- RoboBust, Jun 02 2003


Put the aforementioned horned helmet and some strap-on bull<obligatory post/>dyke</obligatory post>-sized testicles on the matador.
-- thumbwax, Jun 02 2003


How about sport: spectator.
-- snarfyguy, Jun 02 2003


I personally prefer the Cretan version where the human adversary had to wait for the bull's charge, grab the horns, jump over the animal and land behind it.
-- kulturkrash, Jun 02 2003


I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is busy. Maybe we could give her a call.
-- goober, Jun 03 2003


Hey, that's not nice. She has a weight advantage.
-- thumbwax, Jun 03 2003


10 cranked up 250 pound matadors wearing horned helmets against one 2500 pound bull?

Might be more fun to watch.
-- Zimmy, Jun 03 2003


Baked in Portugal. They don't kill the bull, but run rings around it, slapping it, etc. Does anyone know if this is done in Brazil too?
-- git, Jun 27 2003



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