Make bullfights a more even contest by removing the picadors, swords, horses etc. The matador could keep his cape and would also get a horned helmet in order to keep the 'fight' fair. Also, line the arena with 12 foot walls to prevent any pussy-footed matadors from making a cowardly exit before the crowd has been thoroughly entertained. I'm sure Hemingway would approve.-- a121509, Jun 02 2003 Fair http://www.thelaugh...funnyfiles/bull.jpg [Shz, Oct 04 2004] abignumber. please find a category for this - not other:general (that is for really important stuff)-- po, Jun 02 2003 I hate bullfighting, but derive great pleasure from watching Matadors get trampled and gored. I say keep it unfair, but the other way around, like, put lots of weights on them or get them really drunk before the fight.-- RoboBust, Jun 02 2003 Put the aforementioned horned helmet and some strap-on bull<obligatory post/>dyke</obligatory post>-sized testicles on the matador.-- thumbwax, Jun 02 2003 How about sport: spectator.-- snarfyguy, Jun 02 2003 I personally prefer the Cretan version where the human adversary had to wait for the bull's charge, grab the horns, jump over the animal and land behind it.-- kulturkrash, Jun 02 2003 I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is busy. Maybe we could give her a call.-- goober, Jun 03 2003 Hey, that's not nice. She has a weight advantage.-- thumbwax, Jun 03 2003 10 cranked up 250 pound matadors wearing horned helmets against one 2500 pound bull?
Might be more fun to watch.-- Zimmy, Jun 03 2003 Baked in Portugal. They don't kill the bull, but run rings around it, slapping it, etc. Does anyone know if this is done in Brazil too?-- git, Jun 27 2003 random, halfbakery