give to your enemy, hit switch that starts timer, and pajamas will exploded at midnight
-- sukiyaki, Feb 13 2010

Are they made of nitrocellulose?

A gentler version could dissolve with the sunrise so you could just get dressed without needing to take them off.

WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE.
-- nineteenthly, Feb 13 2010


Simple yet effective.

[+]
-- 8th of 7, Feb 13 2010


How do you get them to accept them? Is this based on the principle that you keep your friends close and your enemies even closer? Should there be an exploding duvet for enemies who sleep naked? How are you going to find out about their sleeping habits? What if they go to bed late?
-- nineteenthly, Feb 13 2010


afro...you come out from under that bed, no more playing with the leftover nitro...
-- blissmiss, Feb 13 2010


Now you've made me sad. I'd forgotten about him.
-- nineteenthly, Feb 13 2010


Pajama - the sixth state of matter.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 13 2010


And it's "pyjamas", shirley?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 13 2010


[duckdodgers] If you sleep with the enemy while he's wearing exploding pyjamas then thee's *really* going to feel the earth move.
-- mouseposture, Feb 14 2010


Trying to figure out the interesting future past verb tense. Time travel involved?
-- RayfordSteele, Feb 14 2010


drop from plane to receive
-- sukiyaki, Feb 15 2010


Aorist.
-- nineteenthly, Feb 15 2010


[RS) haven't you heard of the notorious gangster, "Pajamas Will"?
-- pocmloc, Feb 15 2010


No, but I've received pajamas as a result of a will.
-- RayfordSteele, Feb 15 2010



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