This bed would lower the room temperature by 5 degrees, cover the blinds, silence your alarm, drop another blanket on you, play soft, soothing music, and gently rock you back to sleep.
-- Voice, Nov 08 2011

Please, just let me sleep Please_2c_20just_20let_20me_20sleep
Not quite the same... [normzone, Nov 08 2011]

Procrustes bed... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Procrustes
...so nothing like this </relieved> [not_morrison_rm, Nov 09 2011]

Nothing evil about it. Waking prematurely in the early morning, and having difficulty getting back to sleep is a part of normal aging, and, in many people, becomes a serious problem. Lotsa people middle aged and upwards would be grateful for an effective anti-alarm.

Not sure this would be effective, though.
-- mouseposture, Nov 08 2011


//...and gently rock you back to sleep...//

I was having a hard time figuring out where the "evil" part of this idea was, and then it came to me! It rocks you to sleep with real rocks! Insidious. [+]
-- Grogster, Nov 08 2011


A speaker inside the mattress tells you to kill everyone.
-- rcarty, Nov 09 2011


[rcarty] Baked in James Bond "On Her Majesty's Secret Service", although the speaker appeared to be above the bed.
-- spidermother, Nov 09 2011



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