Maybe we should just start communicating only in e commerce. "b to be?" said jack. "e-mail just in time inventory" said bob. Cenzo shrieked " intranet mcse!" Brian swolled his pride and quietly yelped "it professional data t-3" Dan was confused at lunh, so he ordered a "diskette venture capital vegimite web site launch ipo" I believe this could make for a less confusing workplace, lower the vocabulary of the working man to under 200. E-stamp quallc
-- spalding, Jun 27 2000

E-commerce double-speak http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html
a source of great e commerce phrases [raisin, Jun 27 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

The dark man walked stealthily into the rom and approached the gorgeous woman... "Does your company have a wireless internet strategy?" she moaned into his ear. His response came out and made her get goosebumps up and down her body, "We just got another round of funding."
-- vincenzo, Jun 27 2000


B2B. Is that the younger version of the group B2M (boys to men)? a hahahahha. word.
-- julien, Aug 14 2000


E- HAIKU

drive back-end markets
whiteboard scalable systems
mission-critical
-- raisin, Oct 05 2000


Let's graphically interface
-- thumbwax, Oct 06 2000



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