alarm clock where the mechanism of wakification is vaccuum administered to the head. The novel and intense stimuation could likely reduce the need for a snooze period. Also, those with a spiritual leaning could be assured all of there dreams would be contained in the devices HEPA grade collection bag
-- bob, Jul 28 2017

And what is the spiritual leaning for? We need to have an accurate assessment of it's position on the burning issues of the day.
-- normzone, Jul 28 2017


So, rather like a CPAP mask with the polarity reversed?
-- RayfordSteele, Jul 28 2017


// wakification //

We don't think that's a proper word, even in the Unificated Status of George W. Bushica ...

// vaccuum //

And that's DEFINITELY not a proper word ...
-- 8th of 7, Jul 28 2017


As you may know the laws of magic to not always square up with the common rules of physics chemistry, or correct spelling. I can assure you that "Vaccuum" is a proper terminology amongst many bigfoot experts, serpent lubricators and Womyn everywhere.
-- bob, Jul 29 2017


// serpent lubricators //

Now we're intrigued, and strangely aroused.

Where can serpent lubricators - professional or amateur - be encountered ?
-- 8th of 7, Jul 29 2017



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