Toilet seat with low voltage, exposed wires running in spiral channels, about 2 mm apart, and about 2 mm deep. covering the entire area of the seat. When the seat is wet, a circuit is completed and the seat screams, HEY, YOU PEED ON ME. Once the seat is wiped, and the offending liquid removed, then the shouting stops. There is a hidden switch to be used while cleaning.
-- senatorjam, Nov 18 2002

The Super-Shocker 100 http://www.halfbake...Super-shocker_20100
Seems somehow relevant [RayfordSteele, Oct 04 2004]

I guess I speak on behalf of everyone when I wonder, senatorjam sir, why you didn't just go for electrifying that seat.
-- Admiral Hackbar, Nov 18 2002


Sweaty chicks, I guess?

Woa -- sorry -- Waugsqueke has voted himself out. Guess I dont.
-- Admiral Hackbar, Nov 18 2002


Admiral, Maybe I should say LOW LOW LOW voltage?

I guess I did not take sweat into consideration...I might have to revise this Idea
-- senatorjam, Nov 18 2002


Guess so, but it wont make much difference if you got a half decent current, if you ever tried holding a electric fence you'd know that. Feels just like somebody's put a foot in your ass.

Come on waugsqueke! You gone to join the guess party!
-- Admiral Hackbar, Nov 18 2002


Admiral, it just needs enough current to trigger a relay,
-- senatorjam, Nov 18 2002


Hmmm... direct zap path to the insides of my sensitivities... no thanks, I'll pass.

Don't cross the streams!
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 18 2002


Might be useful on death row, in case nature calls but the Governor hasn't.
-- FarmerJohn, Nov 19 2002


Peeing on seats is one of the few pleasures I have left.
-- General Washington, Nov 19 2002


there should be an override too if the bathroom is already dirty (like one of those nasty outdoor gas station bathrooms where you have to go inside first to get the key to get in, only to find that someone took a dump on the seat)
-- tactlesscoma, Jan 11 2004



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