Build an extra long electric bass guitar and tune the strings really low and connect it to an equalizer and pump the levels up and connect that to a giant amplifier and put it in a place where people argue all the time like a courtroom so that their arguments will resonate with the strings and with eachother and highlight the commonalities or at least just make some crazy sounds.
-- JesusHChrist, Jul 08 2013

This would only work if the arguments were between Barry White and that man who does the voiceovers for movie adverts.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 08 2013


You can turn the high frequencies up on the equalizer and because the strings are so loose, the harmonics are brought out and you will be also resonating with Micky Mouse and the cloud of tse tse flies that follows him around. I've tried this before. It gets really interesting mostly when you start to get standing resonance with the background noise.
-- JesusHChrist, Jul 08 2013


to avoid that effect, lawyers would resort to mime.
-- not_morrison_rm, Jul 08 2013


Well here is some bread for [Jesus]. I like this. +
-- xandram, Jul 08 2013


"Don't listen to the brown note people. It's your own trip and you can do what you want, but the brown note is bad."
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 08 2013



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