A cracker fountain would distribute food such as crackers in the place of water to the public for free. Who doesnt get hungry from time to time?
-- ben14, Nov 24 2004

Especially useful next to a water fountain. Or perhaps switch to pretzel and beer fountains. Of course, in more upscale locations they'd have a set of wine and cheese fountains.
-- Worldgineer, Nov 24 2004


Could you wade in it? Could you hold your mouth under the cracker streams? And what about the pigeons?
-- bungston, Nov 24 2004


Yeah! And next to it you can have a lower fountain that spouts dog biscuits.
-- Machiavelli, Nov 25 2004


Make that one owner-controlled, or my little fat dog will constantly be running away (well, at least I'll always know where to find her).
-- Worldgineer, Nov 25 2004


I was thinking of [calum]'s crackers . but not with him in them. ahem...

but a picture of biscuit crumbs spewing out of a fountain is pretty funny, too.

Gotta go stick a turkey in the oven now.
-- dentworth, Nov 25 2004



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