You know those fish that clean the glass on the inside of aquariums (aquaria?)

Well, wouldn't it be great if there was a creature that lived on the outside of your car and fed on all the dirt that accumulates.

Even better if it secreted polish and had a big fluffy tail to polish up a shine.

Now there's a little project for all you genetic engineers to work on.
-- Sir Jekyll Shave, Sep 11 2003

Jetta and the whale.
-- k_sra, Sep 11 2003



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