A website plus a peripheral. The website, www.canweaveyourliverthen.com , bears content to render your self-esteem and sense of significance non-existent and makes you want to do yourself in. Then you click/tap on the "yes" button and the peripheral kicks into life, creating a sterile field, removing your vital organs and bagging them up in sterile containers, which then slip down a chute into a collection point. An automated SMS message is then sent to the harvesters and a van comes round and picks them up for donation.

Alternatively, your liver is spaghettified and woven together into a meaty jumper, but that's only if you've accidentally gone to the wrong website (www.canweaveyourliver.org)
-- nineteenthly, Aug 03 2014

Onions are optional?
-- not_morrison_rm, Aug 03 2014


Onions are compulsory, however a little chili is optional.
-- pocmloc, Aug 03 2014


Garlic. There must be garlic.
-- 8th of 7, Aug 03 2014


No, bacon is taking things too far. That's like those people who add half a pint of cream to every single type of soup they make.
-- pocmloc, Aug 03 2014


can we *have your liver?

that is, if you are done wearing it.
-- reensure, Aug 03 2014


So is cream in soup. Doesn't mean it's not excessive though.
-- pocmloc, Aug 03 2014


Liver and bacon is one of the greatest liver-and- bacon combinations there is.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 03 2014


Only one of them though. And sorry, but it's definitely "canweaveyourliverthen", not "canweHaveyourliverthen".
-- nineteenthly, Aug 03 2014


It's up there with "penisland.net" and "whorepresents.com"
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 03 2014


I'd like my liver woven into a lovely stringy placemat only I'd like it done some time in the past, where do I sign?
-- zen_tom, Aug 04 2014


[Max] ...and www.powergenitalia.com
-- hippo, Aug 04 2014


Seen on a t-shirt:

" The liver is evil and must be punished "
-- normzone, Aug 04 2014


[hippo] ah, but powergenitalia.com doesn't exist (well, it does, but only slightly).
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 04 2014


Incidentally, [nineteenthly], you have not clarified whether you are despondent, or whether this website you propose is intended for the benefit of others.

I counsel against desponding. Drinking is far better, in my experience, as are many of the newer pharmaceuticals. Both together is, in my experience, a winning combination.

If you are still drawn toward despondency, best to start writing poetry and capitalize on it. Or develop a vengeful streak and thereby find a useful outlet.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 04 2014



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