This snug and comfy croissant-shaped foam wedge, when inserted between the buttocks, will prevent underpants from creeping up where they are not welcome. Custom-made for a perfect fit, this wedge is essential for cheerleaders, waterpark users, college freshmen and those who tend to wear ill-fitting gotchies. As a bonus, the butt-wedge will muffle embarrassing emissions. Not suitable for thong-wearers.-- lintkeeper2, Mar 18 2003 Camel Toe Preventer http://www.halfbake..._20Lip_20Controller [DrCurry, Oct 05 2004] Product Placement. http://www.centurio...by.co.uk/wedge.htmlWedge advertising. [Amos Kito, Oct 05 2004] Hm. If this is really a problem for you, see half's link on the Camel Toe idea for a product that might help.-- DrCurry, Mar 18 2003 gender-neutral, not for hiding body parts but eliminating the self-wedgie.......-- lintkeeper2, Mar 18 2003 FYI: In this one instance "half" is spelled "DrCurry"-- bristolz, Mar 18 2003 Won't this wedge chafe as much as the wedgie it's preventing?-- oneoffdave, Mar 18 2003 I thought this was to be a golf club specially designed to be used in the case of a specific, yet mind-bogglingly unlikely lie.-- my face your, Mar 18 2003 I thought this was to be a golf club specially designed to be used with the discarded portion of a used cigarette.-- egbert, Mar 18 2003 Yet another idea I wish I'd never looked at. I perceive hygiene issues.-- 8th of 7, Mar 18 2003 I just knew that I should never have associated my name with that idea. I only wanted to make it go away.-- half, Mar 18 2003 bristolz: huh?-- DrCurry, Mar 18 2003 I think that [bristolz] refers to confusion about the link.
[DrCurry] refers, in his link from this current idea to another idea, to a link that [half] posted on the idea to which [DrCurry]'s link refers. Does that clear it up?-- half, Mar 18 2003 Now I've got the song "Stuck in the Middle with You" running through my head.... damn!-- Cedar Park, Mar 19 2003 Put a small chain on it and it would make a nifty little key buoy for boaters.-- X2Entendre, Mar 19 2003 Sure, why not just put a big chain and a couple of padlocks on it and you could have a nifty fetish accessory, but the whole idea is still weird, sick and repulsive .....-- 8th of 7, Mar 19 2003 As the plumber bent over to work under the sink, and this big foul-smelling wedge-looking thing with a chain emerged from the back of his trousers, I had to laugh because...What is that thing? (inspired by Jack Handy)-- X2Entendre, Mar 19 2003 Damn you X2Entendre! You made me laugh so loud I woke up my wife.
One point here - need to practice very good "hygiene" or you're gonna get this thing stuck to your hairs.
The Wedgie could be used for self-defense, especially when someone is demanding a man's wallet.
Next would be laws against "brandishing a wedgie in public".
The Wedgie-Wallet could could be used where pick-pockets are a problem.-- ZomGlo, Feb 08 2004 I love this site, but sometimes I shouldn't read while at work....was doing fine until I hit [X2Entendre] key buoy anno and then I lost it! :)-- 37PiecesOf Flair, Apr 22 2005 I prefer the term moose knuckle.-- darkboy115, Apr 22 2005 random, halfbakery