so there is a computer chip in your ass that monitors when you need protein and vitamin C and injects it in appropriate amounts. if your metabolism increases, it gives you more calories. your stomach is hooked up to a bag so that everything you eat goes into your backpack. of course that would have to be like a garbage compressor. maybe we could donate the mush to soup kitchens or fertilizer plants.
-- Journal, Feb 16 2009

Backpack nutrient idea Nutrient_20backpack_20UAFS
But with a different delivery mechanism. [neelandan, Feb 16 2009]

So, I don't need to eat delicious food but instead I get a computer shoved up my ass and I have to wear a colostomy bag. This is great because....?
-- wagster, Feb 16 2009


I had a computer chip in my ass once. Really. I was stuffing a circuit board, I had chips all over the place, there was one upside down on my chair, and I sat on it. Computer chips hurt. I didn't get any damn vitamin C, either.
-- colorclocks, Feb 16 2009


Journal, you're 15 and American, aren't you?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 16 2009


I'd be more inclined to go with a supplement-pack that you could dump dead cats. cockroaches, brussel-sprouts and other noxious "foodstuffs" into but still get nutrition from them... the biological version of "Mr.Fusion".
-- FlyingToaster, Feb 16 2009


//the biological version of "Mr.Fusion"// Baked. Pig.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 16 2009


//Baked. Pig.// long or short ?
-- FlyingToaster, Feb 16 2009



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